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Love when we come together for family
time.

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I know we'll always weather the hardest
times.

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So go on, get it. Yeah, you've got to
try

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my family's pie.

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You call that straight?

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I don't know.

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Take mom got me.

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Oh, that looks good.

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Oh, thank you. Dad says it's not, you
know, sloped enough or arced enough.

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I say it's Cinco de Mayo and everyone's
going to be fucked up anyway. It

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looks great.

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Thank you, mom.

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Yes, you did a great job.

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What am I going to do with you?

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My favorite.

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Oh, yeah.

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Oh, good.

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I'm starving.

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Oh, my gosh.

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Are you not wearing any panties?

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Yeah, they're wet. I like it this way.

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And so does my boyfriend.

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He's coming over later anyway.

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Which boyfriend?

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He's got, like, a million.

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You're just jealous. I get all the boys.

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You mean I'm jealous you're a slut?

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It's Cinco de Mayo. Come on. Why are you
doing it? It's Cinco de Mayo.

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Let's have some drinks. Let's have some
fun.

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What are you doing?

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That's my stepbrother.

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You think that I can't get whatever guy
I want to?

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That's so wrong.

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What? Jesus.

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You're not wearing any underwear either.

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What? Yeah, I guess I can be a slut too.

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She said she was a slut, so... Look!

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I can't believe you. And you!

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You're supposed to be my friend.

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Best friend.

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Gross.

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I really like her.

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I said I couldn't get any guys. Just
look at me now.

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Yeah, my brother.

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He's not even a guy yet.

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I don't know. I think he's married now.

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Hey, Dad, why don't you come take a look
at this?

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Yeah.

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Come on, honey.

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Ooh, pinata.

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That's a really long cactus.

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I'm a little ready to smack this around.

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All right, do you want to hang it up?

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Of course.

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I'm going back to helping my mom.

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Thanks, Dad.

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The fuck was that all about?

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Do you think you can keep my brother's
dick out of your mouth so I'm gonna have

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to play with his piñata now?

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I'm gonna play with his piñata.

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Alright, no wait, here.

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How about you start first?

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Alright.

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Getting kinky.

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Yeah, what's up? Okay.

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Yeah, I'm gonna step out of the way.

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Better.

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You almost hit my sister.

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Go again.

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God, you're stuck.

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Let's see if you can do better.

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My turn. Let's see if you can do better.

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All right.

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Back out of the way. Now she's mad.

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She's getting feisty now.

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Watch out.

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I'm going to cover my junk.

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Whoa.

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Whoa.

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Whoa.

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All right, all right. Enough, enough,
enough.

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Oh, hey.

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You're dangerous with that thing.

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Hey, kids.

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Hey, kids. Oh, hey. Oh, hi, Dad.

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Got some burritos.

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Y 'all having fun?

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Yeah. You got the piñata up.

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I love it. You should try it. Yeah?

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Dad, here, you know what? Why don't you
give this to Mom?

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Put it on her. Let's see how she does.
These two failed.

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Oh, really? Okay.

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Well, let's see if old Mom's got it.

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All right.

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Mom, I have faith in you.

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Okay, I don't want to hurt anybody.

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Okay, cover yourself.

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Cover yourself.

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Okay, yeah, be careful.

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Oh, did I hit something? You did.

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Hit it harder.

102
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Oh, God. You're doing great, Mom. You're
doing great. I'm trying.

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Definitely great with the stick.

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Dad.

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Oh.

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I can't find it.

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Oh, God. I'm terrible.

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A little higher.

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A little?

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candy be good thank you sugar rush

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Mm -hmm.

112
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Thank you.

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Shh.

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Shh.

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Oh shit.

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I don't know. Look at that.

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Oh God,

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I love it.

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Yeah. Yeah.

120
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Yeah.

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um um

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There you go.

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Bye.

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I love you

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I need help. I need help.

126
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Yeah.

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Good.

128
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Thank you.

129
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I didn't know that.

130
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Thank you for

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watching.

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um um

133
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Yeah.

134
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Oh,

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honey. Oh, honey.

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Oh my god.

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oh my

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god

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I love you.

140
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I love you.

141
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Thank you.

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Honey,

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where are the kids?

144
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They must be eating a candy store.

145
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Thank you.

146
00:28:40,950 --> 00:28:42,030
It's strong.

147
00:28:42,250 --> 00:28:43,250
It's strong.

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00:28:45,290 --> 00:28:47,890
Oh, it's like... Oh,

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pretty.

150
00:29:36,789 --> 00:29:39,070
I like cream in my taco.